Rule 63 Archie is named Archina. Done. The universe is done.

comicbooks: Archie #631 by Dan Parent —Archie rekindles a former romance beginning in March (USA Today) Valerie Brown, that cool tambourinist with Josie and the Pussycats, is moving back to town with her parents in Archie issue 631 (in comic shops March 28), and she’s aiming to get back together with her redheaded ex-boyfriend, Archie, in the first of a three-part story. Val is my fav Pussycat, and in-part made me fall in love with Rosario Dawson when she played Val in the Josie and the Pussycats feature film from 2001; a film which will be ingrained in my brain until the day I expire. Way to go, Arch! This cover is too sexy to be Archie, right? Get it gurl.
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Archie #631 by Dan Parent —Archie rekindles a former romance beginning in March (USA Today)

Valerie Brown, that cool tambourinist with Josie and the Pussycats, is moving back to town with her parents in Archie issue 631 (in comic shops March 28), and she’s aiming to get back together with her redheaded ex-boyfriend, Archie, in the first of a three-part story.

Val is my fav Pussycat, and in-part made me fall in love with Rosario Dawson when she played Val in the Josie and the Pussycats feature film from 2001; a film which will be ingrained in my brain until the day I expire. Way to go, Arch!

This cover is too sexy to be Archie, right? Get it gurl.